i know everything?
so apparently i am supposed to know the phone number for the literary agent of Dan "i was a desrace to american litrature and all i got was this huge royalty check" Brown.
the conversation went like this
"How can i help you"
"can you give me the number for Dan Brown's literary agent"
"umm, we don't have that number"
"WHAT, what do you mean you don't have it"
aparently this number is supposed to be poasted in all bookstores around the world.